person: you're blocking the view.
    me: i am the view.

dominospizzadelivery:

I still haven’t forgiven most of you for living so far away from me

(via peculiaridade-propria)

"I hate distance. You meet the best people and they are always far away."
- Unknown (via unleads)

(Source: longdistancerelationships1011, via feast-upon-the-cat)

I want wifi so fast it’ll burn a hole through my house

(Source: semenology, via peculiaridade-propria)

milindso:

"I hate boys, but I want the hot ones to have sex with me!"

You realize that is the exact line of thinking misogynistic men have about women?

(via zanetheaiden)

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via peculiaridade-propria)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via peculiaridade-propria)

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via peculiaridade-propria)